Who's it for?

No wrong answers here.

Us two Just me It's a giftFor a couple I know (or for us + friends)

What usually makes the mess?

Be honest. We've heard it all.

Getting really wetSquirting, lots of fluids Lube & massage oil Sweaty, wild nights Period sex Pets, kids & spills

Where does it get messy?

Pick the spot you'll use it most.

In bed On the couch In the car EverywhereHome, hotels, trips

How big is your bed?

So the blanket covers it all, edges included.

What matters more to you?

Both are 100% waterproof and whisper-quiet.

Max absorbencyWarm, fluffy sherpa. 6 colors, 5 sizes. The most luxurious feelChunky, extra-soft plush. Our Pro.

How often would you use it?

Just a rough guess.

Pick your color

They all look like a regular throw. Nobody has to know.

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