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The Love Blanket™ - Waterproof Intimacy Blanket - Love Blanket

The Love Blanket™ - Waterproof Intimacy Blanket

4.8 Stars

150,000+ Blankets Sold

5 Reasons Gays Are Done Doing It on a Towel

100% Liquid-Tight, Not Just Water-Resistant

Built for Lube, Cum and More...

No Stained Sheets. No Ruined Mattress. No 2am Bed Change.

Anal takes lube. The typical "sex-towel" that ends up bunched under someone's knee, the stripe down the sheet, the silicone patch on the mattress that never came out.

The Love Blanket goes down before, comes off after, and nothing gets through it. Use as much as you want.

Save 60% + FREE GIFTS

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Premium Quality

Sleek & Functional Design

Versatile Options

4.8 Stars

150,000+ Blankets Sold

5 Reasons Gays Are Done Doing It on a Towel

Premium Quality

Sleek & Functional Design

Versatile Options

100% Liquid-Tight, Not Just Water-Resistant

Built for Lube, Cum and More...

No Stained Sheets. No Ruined Mattress. No 2am Bed Change.

Anal takes lube. The typical "sex-towel" that ends up bunched under someone's knee, the stripe down the sheet, the silicone patch on the mattress that never came out.

The Love Blanket goes down before, comes off after, and nothing gets through it. Use as much as you want.

Try it Risk-Free for 30 Days

Try it Risk-Free for 30 Days

01

A towel was never built for this much lube

A towel only protects a fraction of the space where the mess actually happens—and even then, it’s not foolproof. Lube can soak straight through a towel and reach the sheets underneath.

The Love Blanket is made to stop that. It covers the bed and creates a protective barrier between the mess and your sheets. Lay it down, use as much lube as you want, then pull it off when you’re done.

Underneath? Clean, dry sheets. No soaking through. No stains. No holding back.

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Save 60% + FREE GIFTS

02

Never go easy on the lube to save the sheets again

Nobody says it out loud, but it happens constantly. You go easy on the lube because you are thinking about the laundry. You cut things short because someone has to deal with the mess. You pick the position that keeps it contained instead of the one you actually want.

That is a bad trade and you are the only one paying for it. Use the amount that makes it comfortable. Reapply as often as you want. The Love Blanket takes over a liter before anything reaches your mattress, so the cleanup question is already answered before you start.

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03

Silicone lube is what every other "waterproof" blanket fails

Most "waterproof" throws are not liquid proof. They are coated. A finish is sprayed or bonded onto the surface of the fabric, and water beads up on top of it. Run a glass of water over one and it passes, which is why the category gets away with the word.

Lube is not water. Silicone lube in particular has very low surface tension, which means it does not bead. It flattens out, creeps into the weave, and goes wherever the fibers go. A surface coating has nothing to stop that.

The Love Blanket is not coated. It is built around a fully sealed membrane laminated between the top layer and the backing, so there is no path through the fabric at all.

Three layers:

- 250GSM flannel fleece on top

- a sealed membrane in the middle

- 210GSM sherpa underneath.

Soft on both sides, sealed all the way through.

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04

Silicone does not wash out of a mattress

Sheets are recoverable. A mattress is not. Silicone lube sits in the foam and stays there, and after a few months you are looking at a stain you cannot get out of something you paid several hundred dollars for.

A good mattress costs more than ten Love Blankets. The blanket goes in the machine on a delicate cycle at 30 to 40 degrees and comes out ready to go again, and the sealed layer holds up wash after wash. It is the cheapest insurance you will ever put on a bed.

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05

Get two. One on the bed, one in the wash.

This is the thing customers work out on their own and then email us about. One blanket means that on wash day you are back on a towel. Two means you are never caught out, whether that is a Tuesday night in or someone coming over on short notice.

Keep the second one folded at the end of the bed. It reads as a throw, because it is a throw. Nobody who sees it thinks anything of it, and it ships in plain unmarked packaging with no logos and nothing on the label that says what is inside.

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Love Blanket™ Pro - Most Advanced Waterproof Intimacy Blanket - Love Blanket

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How should I wash the Love Blanket?

For the Love Blanket, it is recommended to use a delicate wash program with a temperature of 30 to 40 degrees and a low spin speed (between 600 or 800 revolutions) in the washing machine. We advise against using fabric softener. For light stains (e.g., water-based), you can also just wring out the blanket and hang it up to dry.

How much liquid can the Love Blanket absorb?

It depends on the size of the blanket and the type of liquid. However, the largest Love Blanket can easily absorb over 1.5 liters of water, which should be sufficient for most adventures ;)

Does the liquid simply bead off or does it get absorbed?

The standard Love Blanket is made of a particularly absorbent material that actively absorbs liquid. The Cooling and Quick-Dry blankets use a different material that dries faster but also absorbs less liquid.

What size should I choose?

We highly recommend a love blanket in size Queen or King Size. These sizes offer the most freedom and comfort. A detailed size comparison can be found further up on the product page, above the color selection.

Does it make loud or crinkly sounds?

Not at all. The Love Blanket™ is made with noise-free materials. It’s soft, quiet, and discreet. No rustling, no crinkling, and definitely no plastic tarp feel. Just a cozy, high-quality throw that feels as good as it looks - even during the wildest moments.

Does it work for pets, periods & little accidents?

Absolutely. Our customers use it for period sex, postpartum leaks, potty training, and even as a pet-proof throw.

It’s made for real life, not just the fun parts ;)

Is the shipping discreet?

Yes, shipping is 100% discreet.

We use plain, unmarked packaging with no logos, product names, or branding.

There are no visible indicators of the contents or the sender.

Your order will arrive as a standard parcel, ensuring full privacy at all times.

Our Love Blankets don't lint!

The QuickDry and Cooling editions produce zero lint right out of the box. And if you notice a few loose fibers on other versions when you first unpack them – that's completely normal and stops after the first wash. From then on, every Love Blanket is 100% lint-free.

The Love Blanket™ - Waterproof Intimacy Blanket

5 Reasons Gays Are Done Doing It on a Towel

5 Reasons Gays Are Done Doing It on a Towel

A towel was never built for this much lube

Never go easy on the lube to save the sheets again

Silicone lube is what every other "waterproof" blanket fails

Silicone does not wash out of a mattress

Get two. One on the bed, one in the wash.

Love Blanket™ Pro - The Most Advanced Waterproof Intimacy Blanket B2G3

Real Customers. Real Beds.