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My Messy Journey into Squirting (And How One Blanket Totally Changed My Sex Life)

Published: Monday, June 24, 2024

Let’s get something clear from the start. If someone had told me a year ago I’d be openly blogging about squirting, I would’ve laughed awkwardly and probably blocked their number. 

 

I’d heard about it, sure, but the idea didn’t exactly thrill me. I always assumed squirting was just glorified peeing, something porn made look glamorous. Frankly, it kind of grossed me out. Even hearing the word made me cringe. I never thought I’d try it, let alone enjoy it.

But then, as always seems to happen, my partner Alex brought it up one evening over pizza and wine. He’d seen it in a video, and the way his eyes lit up when he talked about it gave me butterflies (the nervous kind, mixed with curiosity). He described it like some sexy new frontier he desperately wanted to explore. My reaction was a skeptical eyebrow raise and some nervous laughter. 

 

“So, you want me to basically pee on you?” I teased, mostly serious. 

 

“No! It’s different,” he insisted, clearly flustered but equally excited. “Trust me, it’ll be hot.”

 

Truthfully, I wasn’t convinced. But the idea stayed with me. The way Alex was so open, so intrigued by my body’s potential, made me curious. Still, I was nervous. Could I even do it? What if it was just pee after all? 

 

Like any confused modern woman, I hit the internet to investigate. It was a mess. Articles contradicted each other. Forums were terrifying. Reddit threads were filled with techniques that sounded like yoga mixed with gymnastics. "Just relax and let go," they said, as if it were that simple!

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Finally, armed with some questionable internet wisdom and Alex’s excitement, we decided to try. Let me tell you: our first attempts were laughably awkward. He’d stop mid-foreplay to check his notes (yes, actual notes on his phone). "It says here you should feel pressure around now. Do you feel pressure?" I felt pressure, alright. Pressure to perform. Pressure to become a living water fountain. I felt ridiculous. 

 

After several failed attempts (and a lot of frustrated laughter), I decided to just forget about it. Clearly, I wasn’t destined to be a squirter. Life goes on, right? 

 

But then one night, after a spontaneous evening out, we were back at our apartment feeling relaxed, tipsy, and completely uninhibited. For the first time, I genuinely stopped thinking about "doing it right." Everything just clicked. The sensation built slowly at first, but soon I felt something incredibly intense. It was unlike anything I’d ever experienced.

 

And then it happened. 

 

The good news? Alex was absolutely right. It was intense, mind-blowing, and frankly, amazing. 

 

The bad news? I unleashed a tidal wave that put all my worst fears to shame. The towels we’d strategically placed were laughably useless. Our mattress absorbed more liquid than the Titanic. And afterward, lying together on the soaked sheets, my cheeks burned with embarrassment. I felt mortified.

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Sure, Alex was sweet and reassuring, but I secretly vowed never to do that again. Amazing or not, who could handle the cleanup? 

 

Yet, to my surprise, Alex refused to give up. A week later, a package arrived at our door. Inside was something called a LoveBlanket, a waterproof, soft-as-hell blanket specifically designed to protect your mattress during moments exactly like ours.

"You seriously bought a sex blanket?" I teased him, skeptical once again. 

 

He shrugged, grinning sheepishly. "Just thought we could give it another shot." 

 

And so we did. 

 

That night, as we unfolded the LoveBlanket over our bed, I rolled my eyes, still half-expecting another epic disaster. But then, as things heated up, I found myself truly letting go again. This time, I didn’t feel anxious, I felt free. 

 

When the big moment arrived, it was every bit as incredible as the first time. But afterward, instead of panic, there was just us, laughing like idiots, wrapped comfortably together in our perfectly dry bed. Not a drop had leaked through. 

 

It sounds silly, but that blanket genuinely changed everything for us. Without the fear of mess or shame holding me back, intimacy became even more powerful, exciting, and spontaneous. Our connection deepened because suddenly we could focus completely on each other, not on laundry and embarrassment. 

 

I went from being grossed out by squirting to embracing it fully as an amazing part of my sexuality, all thanks to Alex’s persistence, some hilarious trial-and-error, and yes, one surprisingly helpful blanket.

 

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These days, we’re closer, happier, and let’s be honest, wetter than ever. And I wouldn’t trade it for anything. 

 

If any of this resonates with you, let me just say this: a LoveBlanket is seriously worth every penny. It absorbs way more than towels ever could, protects your mattress like a champ, and feels incredibly cozy against your skin. Plus, cleanup couldn’t be easier. Toss it in the wash, and you’re ready for round two (or three). 

 

Honestly, if you’ve ever hesitated to fully let go during intimacy because you’re worried about making a mess, stop stressing. Life’s too short for mediocre sex and endless laundry. Give yourself permission to relax, explore, and yes, get a little messy. Trust me, your relationship will thank you. 

 

So from one skeptical woman to whoever needs to hear it: sometimes the best thing you can do for your intimacy is let go, trust your partner, and maybe invest in a really good blanket. Because seriously, towels just don’t cut it.

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Chet Hower 

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